Two Omwamis looking at Egyptian mummy:
Omwami 1: "Look so many bandages, lorry accident case - mpaya sana "
Omwami 2: "Eh Pwanaaa!! , lorry number is also written...BC 1760...!!!"
***
Omwami on an interview for the post of Detective:
Interviewer: "Who killed Gandhi?"
Omwami: "Thank you Sir for giving me the job, I will start
investigating..."
***
Omwami for an exam had studied and prepared for only one essay 'FRIEND',
but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend
with father in the essay and it read:
"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, some of my fathers
are male and some are female. My true father is my neighbour."
***
Interviewer: "What is your qualification?"
Omwami: "Sir I am PhD.
Interviewer: "What do you mean by PhD?"
Omwami: (smiling) " Passed High School with Tifficulty."
***
Mwalimu: "In which state does the Nyando flow?"
Omwami: " Liquid State .."
Audience clapped
Mwalimu stands stunned, looks behind, All the class were Omwamis.....!
Good day!
Omwami 1: "Look so many bandages, lorry accident case - mpaya sana "
Omwami 2: "Eh Pwanaaa!! , lorry number is also written...BC 1760...!!!"
***
Omwami on an interview for the post of Detective:
Interviewer: "Who killed Gandhi?"
Omwami: "Thank you Sir for giving me the job, I will start
investigating..."
***
Omwami for an exam had studied and prepared for only one essay 'FRIEND',
but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend
with father in the essay and it read:
"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, some of my fathers
are male and some are female. My true father is my neighbour."
***
Interviewer: "What is your qualification?"
Omwami: "Sir I am PhD.
Interviewer: "What do you mean by PhD?"
Omwami: (smiling) " Passed High School with Tifficulty."
***
Mwalimu: "In which state does the Nyando flow?"
Omwami: " Liquid State .."
Audience clapped
Mwalimu stands stunned, looks behind, All the class were Omwamis.....!
Good day!
