Omwami at bar in New York :
Man on his right says, "Johnny Walker single"
Man on his left says, "Peter Scotch single"
Omwami says, "Wekesa Johnstone Married"
***
Boss: I'm giving you a job as a driver. Starting salary is Ksh.20,000.00;
is it okay?
Omwami: You are great Sir! Starting salary is okay, ...but how much is
Driving salary...
***
Omwami's theory: Moon is more important than Sun, couz it gives light at
night when light is needed;
and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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Two Omwamis are driving a car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working. He puts his head out and says,
"YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Omwami shouting to his girl friend, "you said ati we will register
marriage and cheated me. I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the
post office..."
