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> Luke 19: 1-10

> 'Luke Kumi na tisa, moja hadi ashuu.'
>
> Then Jesus entered and passed through Jericho.
> Basi Yesu akapenya Jeri na alikuwa akipitia tuu.
>
> Now behold,there was a man called Zaccheus who was
> the Chief Tax collector
> and was rich.
> Basi kulikuwa na msee mmoja anaitwa Zaka . Huyu Zaka
> alikuwa dongra wa
> kukwachu munde, na alikuwa sonko vibaya
>



> And he sought to see who Jesus was, but he couldn't
> because of the crowd,for
> he was a short man.
> Zaka alijisikia kusorora huyu Yesu ,lakini wapi ju
> ya ile kerende:alikuwa
> ka-pici!
>
> So he ran ahead and climbed up into a sycamore tree
> to see Him for he was
> going that direction.
> Zaka akajishanora akadandia miti ndio asorore vipoa
> juu alikuwa akikwome
> hiyo side.
>
> And when Jesus came to the place, He looked up and
> saw him, and said to him
> Basi Yesu aligalavant akafika hiyo baze,akachi-ek
> mabatini akamyebi na
> kumshow niaje ?
>
> "Zacchaeus,make a haste and come down, for today I
> must stay at your house"
> "Zaka dondoka faster faster juu leo lazima ni
> maintain kwa keja yako".